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THE TEENAGE TEXTBOOK MOVIE


WenQing
Written by : Edmund Tan, Phillip Lim and Haresh Sharma based on "The Teenage Textbook" and "The Teenage Workbook" by Adrian Tan
Directed by : Phillip Lim
Main Cast : Melody Chen (Mui Ee), Lim Hwee Sze (Sissy Song), Caleb Goh (Chung Kai), Steven Lim (Daniel Boon)
Length : 100 min approx
Rating : ***

PATHOLOGICAL OPTIMISM CAN BE FUN

 [ Teenage Textbook Poster ] Things have definitely changed since I first read Adrian Tan's bestsellers when I was in secondary school. From him I got this rosy picture of junior college (JC) life, where every day could be spent thinking about BGR (Boy-Girl-Relationships), little studying was done, and everything was inherently happy, young and pathologically optimistic. That's precisely what THE TEENAGE TEXTBOOK MOVIE gives us too -- an unswerving cheeriness which never really seems to falter, despite some more "serious" parts of the film.

At its heart, TEENAGE TEXTBOOK is a nice film... not very special or really memorable because it suffers from some weaknesses, but I liked it because of its sincerity. It is really genuine in its attempt to portray awkward telephone conversations between boys and girls (those brought back some memories actually), the important valentine's day date, checking out attractive members of the opposite sex. A little known fact is that the cheeky abbreviation for the fictional Paya Lebar Junior College that Adrian Tan used, "P.J.C." are the initials of the vice-principal he served under as a prefect while in secondary school. That made me laugh the very first time I read the book, and came back to me quickly once the movie started.

The film was enjoyable also because it wasn't afraid of not taking itself seriously. Adrian Tan appears in a cameo in the Borders bookstore, reading his own book. He even has a guest spot in the Perfect 10 radio sequences that are part of the voice-over narrative, and anyone who has listened to Adrian Tan debating on television (do we still remember SBC varsity debates?) will know he's really quite funny.

But I think that the strength of Tan's story, as well as the appeal of the film, is also its main weakness. Tan's story, like the movie, relies on a deliberately superficial perception of JC life. It's an attractive way of seeing the teenage years of 17 and 18, and especially charming because it ignores all the less palatable elements of teenage life. Yet that's exactly why I felt TEENAGE TEXTBOOK didn't really hit the spot enough.

Perhaps reading the book when I was 13 and watching it onscreen in my 20s makes it difficult to be fair. Naivete of youth (pre-JC days) suggested that Adrian Tan was representing the gospel truth about JC... but really going through JC and finding out some of its more tangible and gritty details, rather than those that are romanticised, made the film experience come out looking a bit too unrealistic. I don't remember everyone in the first few days of JC being able to drive (my friend watching the film with me suggested that maybe they all repeated a number of years in secondary school and got their licenses earlier).

 [ Teenage Textbook Poster ] I also remember that BGR was a big thing on our minds, but it was saddled up with even more insistent pressures like exams, assignments, lectures, tutorials, studying, tests, teachers' demands and ECAs (extra-curricular activities). I don't remember everyone in the world having a handphone, and they didn't in the book (though now a lot of people in JC generally do, and I guess that was a necessary update). I remember most of all, that things weren't always so cheery and optimistic. But Adrian Tan wasn't aiming for realism, and I don't think that that's the film's fault. I just think that when these idealised notions of JC are fleshed out in celluloid, the things that are marginalised become even more obvious.

At the same time, while TEENAGE TEXTBOOK THE MOVIE really was a good effort, I think it suffered from a pretty jagged narrative. Melody Chen's initial voice-overs were lengthy and excessive, and somewhere in the middle of the film they almost disappeared except for sporadic injections. The intertitles telling us different tips about dating and wooing the opposite sex were jarring in the first 30 minutes of the film, and they also dropped off after awhile when the movie got going on its own momentum. When they reappeared later, they disrupted the flow of the story.

What really made the least sense was the indulgent intrusions of the Perfect 10 DJ into the voice-over narrative, playing songs and just blabbering things that didn't really serve the story well enough. Making things worse was that these Perfect 10 (98.7 FM) sequences were attached to senseless camera shots of HDB blocks (to no real end at all), Holland Village, driving in Orchard Road and somewhere in Simei and locations near Paya Lebar at night. They seemed tacked on and unnecessary. Most of all, they contradicted the bold opening statement of the film, that stories about teenage years should be accompanied with good music. There wasn't much good music, thanks to John Klass, and it got a bit tiresome after awhile too, when songs got repeated (I think there were at least 3) over and over again. Some had lyrics so tailored to reinforcing the themes of the movie that they sounded contrived and a little forced.

 [ Teenage Textbook Poster ] However, don't get me wrong, TEENAGE TEXTBOOK is still an appreciable experience... though I think maybe something has been lost in the translation from paper to screen... maybe it's the feeling that teenage years are wholly happy days. Yet that becomes one of the film's best points when it stops becoming so self-conscious (with all the voice-overs, intertitles and the Perfect 10 DJ butting in) midway, and actually becomes quite enjoyable.

There are pretty good performances too, like Lim Hwee Sze's extremely natural portrayal of Sissy Song (that's exactly how I sort of saw her when I read the book. Even Melody Chen is sometimes quite engaging when she also doesn't seem so self-conscious. I've never seen Caleb Goh and Steven Lim looking so natural on screen before either, so I think Phillip Lim really got the best out of them, and they were quite convincing (even though Steven Lim is obviously much older than all the other JC students). So I guess when it's possible to draw you back into those romanticised ideas of JC life, you can forget the realities, and find pathological optimism fun after all.

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From: The Minister of Film (live7@hotmail.com / Monday, November 23, 1998 at 23:17:47)

The Teenage Textbook worked like a charm for those who had read the boo. I think it was more of reliving the pages you read as a teen and in that sense the movie succeeded in hitting the nostalgic chord, otherwise it is mostly mediocre fare. I agree with most of WenQing's dissection of the movie. I just have one revelation to make: Chong Chee Kin really has a lisp!

From: Sera ( / Wednesday, November 25, 1998 at 00:22:58)

hey, would just like to say tt i felt the movie was really good. local movies have really taken off and r improving continuously.... the english ones tt is. and i quite like the way they throw in scenes of holland V and orchard rd and perfect 10, esp with glenn ong. cos glenn ong's got attitude and tt is something special abt his DJ-ing in sgp. besides, thpse additional scenes remind the audience of the local context. well, to me anyway. cos it felt homely and nice watching the familiar places being shown, the places where teens hang out, reminds u of the whole cultural setting of teenhood in sgp. :)

From: Zoe Tay (zootie@ozemail.com.au / Thursday, November 26, 1998 at 18:00:00)

This article so long so boring you crazy ah?

From: stars (stars3@rocketmail.com / Thursday, November 26, 1998 at 18:24:24)

should include the soundtrack of this movie as well... like "You r my special angel"..."no more tears"...

From: Ben (bwcybw@mbox4.singnet.com.sg / Thursday, November 26, 1998 at 21:48:30)

I must first give praise to the person who thought of starting this movie. I have read this book when I was 12. And I simply admire Adrian Tan's picture of Teenage. I love the show and I find Melody Chen really projects a goody girl of JC. A typical one. She looks cute and sweet. Erm! Mui Ee doesn't like Sissy to call her sweet!??? Everyone show watch it.

From: Theodore (bikely@hotmail.com / Friday, November 27, 1998 at 18:29:27)

How accurate.That was exactly what I was thinking.(Spooky huh?)

From: Winson Lim (dragonlim@pacific.net.sg / Saturday, December 5, 1998 at 03:22:20)

As a 15 year-old, I personally think that this movie is one of Singapore's best productions. This movie potrayed the lives of what we are going through at present times. About your comment on handphones and cars, this is the 90's! Children of wealthy parents tends to have loads of money monthly. Thus, they could spend ( or waste) money at things they fancy. Handphones are some kinds of ' things' that you must possess or you are like an outcast. Anyway, here's three cheers and hope more productions are on their way! Hip! Hip! Hooray! (x3)

From: henry (henry@cyberway.com / Monday, December 14, 1998 at 10:07:42)

hmmm..i would like to have the lyrics to the songs in the Textbook's soundtrack..but i cant seem to find it anywhere

From: (halo_on_my_head@otmail.com / Wednesday, December 23, 1998 at 23:59:38)

I cant seem to find any teenage textbook lyrics ! if u pple out there know where i can find them...pls let me know...thanx !

From: Theodore (bikely@hotmail.com / Tuesday, December 29, 1998 at 10:51:18)

I just read the book and the book sure was funnier.The book certainly had a good plot for a movie but a pity the director wasted such a good plot for some really wasted shots(such as those shots where the camera was placed in a moving car as a narrator speaks).That is a real cheapskate way of telling a story in a movie.Movies are suppose to be seen,not heard.

From: A Teenager (jincajun@yahoo.com / Wednesday, January 13, 1999 at 19:16:08)

Someone SHOULD built a " MELODY CHEN SHRINE " !! She's soo cute ... any1 got more info of her pls email me! den maybe if i got enulf info, i'll set up the web shrine to honour her. : )

From: Hamster (ham1309@pacific.net.sg / Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 00:31:30)

YoU HaVE SaID It. Medoly Chen CERTAINLY deserves a shrine.... she is sooooooo sweet !!!!! like pure honey !! sigh .. i seen her twice in RL but didn't dare to go up to her. anyone have her fotos. pls mail mi !! i think her acting in the movie was great .. she protrayed the character in the book prefectly. WAY TO GO !!!

From: Hamster (ham1309@pacific.net.sg / Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 00:32:05)

YoU HaVE SaID It. Medoly Chen CERTAINLY deserves a shrine.... she is sooooooo sweet !!!!! like pure honey !! sigh .. i seen her twice in RL but didn't dare to go up to her. anyone have her fotos. pls mail mi !! i think her acting in the movie was great .. she protrayed the character in the book prefectly. WAY TO GO !!!

From: Timothy (abelchan@pacific.net.sg / Wednesday, January 27, 1999 at 21:49:42)

The book was great, brings you dreaming into another world of pure good feeling. You'll never feel like waking up. I havent seen the movie but hope to when the LD comes out. I am looking for the songs

From: shann (bong_17@hotmail.com / Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 01:04:49)

pls tell me where go get the lyrics for no more tears!!!! and urs my special angel!! plssssssss thank a million

From: bong (bong_17@hotmail.com / Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 01:04:55)

pls tell me where go get the lyrics for no more tears!!!! and urs my special angel!! plssssssss thank a million

From: kaze (sakana198@hotmail.com / Thursday, February 11, 1999 at 21:35:21)

Ah Bong! u got here b4 meh ah?! Also looking for the lyrics.

From: Wilson (wilson_tuong@pacific.net.sg / Friday, February 19, 1999 at 09:03:59)

I just read both the textbook and the workbook. These are two books I'll never let them out of my sight. The books are actally more funny than the movie itself. The books lead us into parts of the story which the movie hasn't shown to us!

From: Nur Vaina (love16_us@yahoo.com / Tuesday, April 20, 1999 at 17:33:49)

Hmmmm.... I just need the lyrics for that.... If anyone know where to find that PRECIOUS lyrics pls mail ..... THANK U ...

From: Naoaki (nksingapura@hotmail.com / Wednesday, April 21, 1999 at 18:07:20)

I'm a japanese living in Singapore, and simply LOVE tat movie!!! it was definitely one of the best movies i've ever seen. and... yeah! all the songs in the soundtracks r awesome!! (well, but i feel tat using 'yesterday once more' isn't so good idea..tat song ruins the whole cd..) And, i'm looking for the poster of tat movie. if any of u knoe where i can get one, pls tell me! and lyrics of 'my special angel' and 'no more tears', too~

From: @ngel (pt_hope280585@hotamail.com / Saturday, April 24, 1999 at 15:29:20)

It's so real in life. Where can I get the soundtrack? Like all sold out.

From: Jeeves (dyebs@bigfoot.com / Friday, April 30, 1999 at 02:01:34)

I saw "The Teenage Textbook Movie" on Cinemax and I have to say that I am TOTALLY impressed. My teeny bopper sister and I were totally floored with how "cute" and "fun" the movie was. Well, here in Manila, we have so many "Trying Hard" teeny bopper movies filled with tons of inane jokes and unintelligent (even resorting to toilet) humor. The movie was FUN (coming from a true blue cynic, that is something). Yeah, sure it lacked depth. There was a bit of unbelievability in it. (Maybe it's because I come from where I come from, but I really do not believe that many teeners drive around in BEEMERS and Benzes.) If somebody out there knows how I can get a copy of the soundtrack, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE E-mail me back. If anyone knows the e-mail of Adrian Tan or Philip Lim, please send it to me also. For someone who's not from Singapore, the visuals showing off your city were totally great. If the Teenage Textbook Movie is a reflection of your local movie industry, Jeez, Manila has a LOT to be jealous of. Nice work, guys. I do hope you guys give more stuff to Cinemax so that we get to see more of your movies.

From: audy (sarapol@hotmail.com / Friday, April 30, 1999 at 10:48:16)

I have seen this movie from Cinemax last night. Unfortuneately, i saw it only the second last part. However, the movie is very enjoyable and charming. i like it? is there anybody here who can tell me where i can get a copy of this movie, a soundtrack album and also Melody Chen information. thank,

From: Joseph (kenmin80@singnet.com.sg / Sunday, May 9, 1999 at 23:43:51)

The movie is so good that my brother and I watch the VCD over and over again........ Should be screened worldwide to let everyone know that Singapore Movie are good!!!!!!!!!

From: Ant (CrusaderZ@hotmail.com / Saturday, June 5, 1999 at 11:10:08)

er... ah... er... Melody Chen ah... who u fellas tokking about? hahaha...

From: manoj (manoj369@hotmail.com / Monday, June 28, 1999 at 19:40:46)

this is a good movie and shows the school life of singapore

From: loser (loser@hotmail.com / Monday, June 28, 1999 at 19:49:54)

this movie!@#$'s loser's rule

From: nad (batman.forever@skyinet.net / Friday, July 30, 1999 at 01:18:00)

I watched the film on cinemax and it was really fun watching it. Melody Chen is just so sweet, reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. The soundtrack is great, I wonder where i can get the computer files of the songs in wav, mp3 or ram formats, especially "no more tears" and "special angel" and the lyrics, too. anyone ??? I share the same enthusiasm like those of the others who just fell in love with the movie and the songs. It maybe difficult to get a film copy and the soundtrack album of this movie here in manila. I'll keep on looking.