Stockholm Records
by Gerald Tan
They're from Jonkoping, Sweden, and if cocktail pop becomes the
next musical fad, they will be the biggest band in the world in addition
to being the first band on the moon. Or to have released an album called
FIRST BAND ON THE MOON at any rate. The Cardigans play the sort of
jazzy, immaculately-arranged, long out-moded music popular in cocktail
lounges back in the '60s.
England's Mike Flowers pop (who took a cocktail pop version of an
Oasis song into the British charts) and Japan's Pizzicato Five (who do
songs with titles like "Twiggy Twiggy/Twiggy vs. James Bond") are
contemporaries of the Cardigans... but they're less strange. One of the
Cardigans' favourite movie is THE RETURN OF THE PINK PANTHER. They're
influenced by old cartoon theme music. They do jazz-lite Black Sabbath
covers or acapella Ozzy Osborne songs on their albums.
For FIRST BAND ON THE MOON, their third album, the Sabbath anthem
of choice is "Iron Man," and hearing Nina Persson sing "ooooh, Iron Man"
and then tag a string of boop-boop-be-boop beep-beep-de-beep's to tne end
of the song is bound to strike a perverse chord in anybody's soul. If
you've heard the original and find yourself grinning like a lunatic even
as you sing along to the Cardigans' take on it, don't worry, you're
not the only one.
The opinions of the founding fathers of heavy metal on these
dubious tributes have yet to be recorded, but personally I'd like to hear
Ozzy sing background harmony on the chorus of "Lovefool," the first single
from this album, a song so unfeasibly bouncy and full of inane "love me
love me" lyrics that it deserves to be a hit. Like "Rise and Shine" from
their previous album, LIFE, it's the kind of song that's so chirpy it
musically gives you it's happy-happy-joy-joy message irregardless of what
the lyrics are. If you don't succumb, you are either Dr. Chee Soon Juan
before the Special Privileges Committee, or are just having a really
really bad day.
Most of the album, however, doesn't share with "Lovefool" it's
bubbly optimism. Even though some of the songs on FIRST BAND ON THE MOON
swing in the same carefree, sunshine-in-the-countryside way of those found on LIFE, the general swing is towards an uncharacteristic, even disturbing
melancholia. The horns and flutes are still there and are as candy-sweet
as ever, but the beat is less irrepressible, the melodies are moodier.
"Heartbreaker" works in a dolorous Black Sabbath guitar to lines like
"Lies make me feel fine although it is sad," and "Losers" plainly features
characters who are "fucked up and annoying." "Choke" ends the album with
"We'll never have the guts to discover/we'll choke on it and die...."
Ugly.
Elsewhere, things are more cheerfully off-centre. Nina Persson
seems to be up to some deliberate mischief when she sings on the "kinky
thoughts I'm thinking all because of you" on "Happy Meal II," and on "Been
It" she tells her "Baby boy... I've been your sister, I've been your
mistress/Maybe I was your whore/Who can ask for more." Who can indeed.
These are lean days when angst instead of humour and creativity
seems to be thought of as musically credible. Eccentricity which isn't a
one-off novelty is something of a precious commodity, and a band whose members like Thin Lizzy, yet can't play rock n' roll, and who hail from a country
where "the sun is so dark," yet come up with songs that are full of
sunshine, is a veritable godsend. And anyway, who can ever have enough
cocktail pop covers of Black Sabbath. Ladies and gents, have some pink
soda pop in a champagne rummer and drink to the Cardigans.